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Insights and Brain Farts

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Created on 2006-10-02 18:20:47 (#11292468), last updated 2009-07-16

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Name:That Ben Fellow
Birthdate:1981-09-15
Location:Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Bio
After single-handedly turning the tide of the Second World War in 1945, I settled into a life of relative obscurity in a small village outside of Osaka, where I spent 30 years learning all that there is to learn about ninjitsu, and the exquisite art of the samurai sword. Gathering a rag-tag bunch of misfits, with representative from all of the major worldwide clans of ninja, pirates, vikings, robots, and velociraptors, I proceeded to sail the world on a rebuilt ancient norse ship for 6 years, generally laying waste and pillaging as suited my whims. After a particularly gristly battle in the northeastern Atlantic between my crew and an innumerable force of rabid cod, I found myself the last survivor, floating west toward Canada on a splintered plank from my once-majestic ship. Consoling myself with the knowledge that tho the cod had won, their number had been decimated, I hatched a plan to assume a new identity in East Coast Canada...
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